Because mrs claus has told him he will NEVER come in the back door.
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Why was santa upset when he had a sweater for christmas
Because he was hoping for a moaner or a screamer..
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Why is santa always happy
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live
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What do christmas trees and priests have in common
They're balls are just for show
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Now just a quick message for you guys.
A doggy is just not for christmas
Its a good all year round position
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This one is for ray
Ray ive looked at your face book pictures.......your getting some clothes and a bible for christmas
i know some of the above are naughty but i am prepared too sacrifice one present
