reasons to run for your lives

[wastrel]

if you`re having an argument with a woman, ANY woman, & she says "first of all!"
run , this one`s been building, she`s done research, she has a list of facts & you are about to be verbally destroyed!

my wife asked me once "do you think this is too much makeup?"
I replied "depends, are you going to destroy Batman?"

[GrandadG]

Sounds like you're still in the shit old chap, after Saturdays mishap at Helensburgh

[Brooksy]

FFS Wastrel, why don't you just have done with it with the immortal phrase....

"No, that dress doesn't make you look fat, it's all the chocolate you eat."

[wastrel]

you may be close GG, Brooksy, let me ask you, are you trying to get me elevated from "frozen out" to "kill him in his sleep"??

[Brooksy]

Buy her some chocolates, Thorntons are particularly rich.

[Raj]

Buy her some chocolates, Thorntons are particularly rich.

Firstly, you were trying to get Wastrel out of the way ......... now you are trying to make sure Mrs. W's dress dont fit her Is this a cunning plan??

[Brooksy]

I'm not Baldrick, but you gotta love him.


It seems that poor Wastrel can't do right for doing wrong.

1. He was supposed to know where his wife was in a crowded town centre. This comes under the "telepathy" banner. If he possessed this mythical talent he would win the lottery every week and wouldn't need a wife.

2. He didn't ring her immediately because his phone was at home. Had he taken his phone she would have asked "is my company not good enough?" And had he called her immediately she wouldn't have answered it anyway for one of two reasons. A, she was in a "shopping trance" an affliction all women suffer from and fail to acknowledge. B, she would have no reason to throw a moody.

My advice is to bugger off out to the fields for a few hours and wait for her to get bored of sulking.

[wastrel]

I'm not Baldrick, but you gotta love him.


It seems that poor Wastrel can't do right for doing wrong.

1. He was supposed to know where his wife was in a crowded town centre. This comes under the "telepathy" banner. If he possessed this mythical talent he would win the lottery every week and wouldn't need a wife.

2. He didn't ring her immediately because his phone was at home. Had he taken his phone she would have asked "is my company not good enough?" And had he called her immediately she wouldn't have answered it anyway for one of two reasons. A, she was in a "shopping trance" an affliction all women suffer from and fail to acknowledge. B, she would have no reason to throw a moody.

My advice is to bugger off out to the fields for a few hours and wait for her to get bored of sulking.

LMTO Brooksy, cheers mate.

[Blackbaronfish]

I don't do mardy women. My wife had the telly on too loud and I asked her to turn it down. She turned it up more so I chopped the plug off whilst she was watching her favourite soap.

man up man

BBF