Did you hear about the constipated mathmatition.
He worked it out with a pencil.
Constipated mathmatition
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Constipated mathmatition
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BOOOOOOO 

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And it came out in Logs.
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Sigh ..... Log Tables! That would be so lost on today's generation. 

“It's the Indian, not the arrow"
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Raj wrote:Sigh ..... Log Tables! That would be so lost on today's generation.
SOH, CAH, TOA.
Bashed into my skull with the end of a bloody slide rule.

I also remember the miserable tit of a maths teacher who ridiculed my result at coming 1st in my mock "O" level, according to him it was a fluke so the bar of chocolate promised to the winner was given to his favourite who came 3rd. At that point I decided education was a waste of my time. Hopefully todays teachers are better than that miserable old goat. I hope he had a very short retirement.

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I'd made the mistake of sharing this with my 10 year old daughter some time back,
don't tell the kids at school I said,ok Dad.
One evening she pipes up,Dad tell mum the one about the constipated mathmatition......no need,she's already heard it and now she knows where you heard it too.
Life's great.
don't tell the kids at school I said,ok Dad.
One evening she pipes up,Dad tell mum the one about the constipated mathmatition......no need,she's already heard it and now she knows where you heard it too.
Life's great.
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