Essex Girl

[Timmytree]

Borrowed from elsewhere.

Essex girl in new hat, new short dress and no knickers goes for a stroll on Southend pier. A big gust of wind comes up and with both hands on her hat, her dress gets lifted showing everything.
An old boy walking by says "It's a bit airy isn't it?"
"Well" she says, "What did you expect? fevvers?"

[Blackbaronfish]

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Nice

BBF

[Raj]

Its the way you tell 'em.