BMW driver post just reminded me of this

[wastrel]

little Jemma gets driven to school & back every day by her grandad, one day gramps couldn`t do the run so grandma stepped in, on returning home her grandma asked her if she enjoyed being driven with her for a change, Jemma replied
"Oh yes grandma, that`s the first day ever we haven`t met any blind motherflockers, arrogant picks, stupid bar stewards, folks who got their driving licence from the back of a cornflake packet & some wonkers who really should be walking instead of driving!"
righto, that should keep admin hippy

[eboswan]

I will send the warning later when I've finished laughing..

[Aitch]

Nice one!