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Skydiving.

Sun Mar 01, 2015 5:50 pm

A Muslim has died whilst training to be a Skydiver. A spokesman for the "British National Party School of Diving" said they had no idea why his snorkel and flippers did not open.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Sun Mar 01, 2015 6:07 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Sun Mar 01, 2015 11:36 pm

I nearly chocked when I read that. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Mon Mar 02, 2015 5:19 pm

I laughed so hard I had trouble reading it to the wife :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Mon Mar 02, 2015 7:21 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: brilliant
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Thu Mar 26, 2015 8:07 pm

That's brilliant mate
I ONLY SAID THAT FISH LOOKED GOOD ENOUGH FOR JEHOVAH!!!!

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Re: Skydiving.

Thu Mar 26, 2015 10:19 pm

Class
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Re: Skydiving.

Fri Mar 27, 2015 7:12 pm

:D :lol: :D :lol:
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Re: Skydiving.

Sat Mar 28, 2015 9:48 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Class!!! :mrgreen:
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Sun Mar 29, 2015 2:52 am

Flipping hell, that was goodin,.... :lol:
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