Just a few from the Canadian forums

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Timmytree
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Just a few from the Canadian forums

Sun Jan 24, 2016 3:40 pm

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello.
He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from.
So he says, "Do you know me?"
To which she replies, "I think you’re the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?"
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I’m your son’s teacher."



As a couple gets into bed, the husband starts to rub and kiss his wife. She turns over and says, "I'm sorry, honey. I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow, and I want to stay fresh."
The husband sadly turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife. "Do you have a dentist appointment, too?"


Mommy, what were you doing bouncing on Daddy's stomach last night?" "
I have to do that, or Daddy's belly gets very fat. Bouncing keeps him skinny."
"That's not going to work." "Why not?"
"Because the babysitter keeps blowing him back up again."

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Blackbaronfish
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Re: Just a few from the Canadian forums

Sun Jan 24, 2016 11:24 pm

I wish I could remember these jokes :shock:

Very good Tim

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