Sex joke?

[Timmytree]

Back and forth . . ..
Back and forth . . ..
In and out . . . .
In and out . . . .
A little to the right ..
A little to the left . . . .
She could feel the sweat on her forehead . . . .
Between her breasts . . . .
And, trickling down the small of her back . . . .
She was getting near to the end.
He was in ecstasy . . . .
with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved . . .
Forwards then backwards. . . .
Forward then backward. . . .
Again .. . . .
and again . . . .
Her heart was pounding now . . . .
Her face was flushed . . . .
She moaned . . . .
softly at first, then began to groan louder . . . .
Finally .. . . .
totally exhausted . . . .
she let out a piercing scream . . . .
"OK, OK, you smug ba$tard, I can't parallel park. You do it!"

[GrandadG]

Nice one TT

[Raj]

As Swiss Toni would have said ... "Parking a car is like making love to a woman" ...

[Mason]

^^^^^
so many spaces; so little time.

[Timmytree]

^^^^^
so many spaces; so little time.

More like so much space, such a small car!

[Mason]

Nothing wrong with a small car in the right hands

[Aitch]

Nothing wrong with a small car in the right hands

Haven't you mixed the words up, shouldn't it read "Nothing wrong with a right hand in a small car"

[Raj]

100 / 100 for wit !!!