A young lady was driving home after having a night out with friends and having sunk a few white wines..(this forum does not condone drink driving) and was weaving rather vigorously..subsequently spotted by the local constabulary she was stopped and questioned..
Policeman: pardon me young lady. I couldn,t help but notice your driving is slightly erratic..have you been drinking..
Lady Driver: Er yes I have officer..
Police: In that case I must ask you to blow into this intoximeter please
Police: Just blow one steady blow..yes thats it...He checks the result...Blimey.. you,ve had a few stiff ones..
LD: Oh no it doesn,t tell you that as well does it...
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