The Lady In The Car

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Ray Stewart
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The Lady In The Car

Sat Jan 16, 2016 12:02 pm

A young lady was driving home after having a night out with friends and having sunk a few white wines..(this forum does not condone drink driving) and was weaving rather vigorously..subsequently spotted by the local constabulary she was stopped and questioned..

Policeman: pardon me young lady. I couldn,t help but notice your driving is slightly erratic..have you been drinking..

Lady Driver: Er yes I have officer..

Police: In that case I must ask you to blow into this intoximeter please

LD: Ok..

Police: Just blow one steady blow..yes thats it...He checks the result...Blimey.. you,ve had a few stiff ones..

LD: Oh no it doesn,t tell you that as well does it... :D
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Blackbaronfish
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Re: The Lady In The Car

Sat Jan 16, 2016 5:45 pm

Very good 8-) :lol:

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