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GrandadG
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Redhead

Wed Jan 06, 2016 2:52 pm

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
“Impossible!” says the doctor. “Show me.”
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed; she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, “You're not really a redhead, are you?”
“Well, no,” she said, “I'm actually a blonde.”
“I thought so,” the doctor said, “Your finger is broken.”
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Re: Redhead

Wed Jan 06, 2016 7:41 pm

I wonder what she overdid with her finger ... ? :twisted:
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Re: Redhead

Fri Jan 08, 2016 4:50 pm

And I would like to see it :o :lol: :lol: :x :lol:

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Re: Redhead

Fri Jan 08, 2016 7:08 pm

Blackbaronfish wrote:And I would like to see it :o :lol: :lol: :x :lol:
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Oi !!! Get back to your head cold, you sick old man :lol: :lol:
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Fri Jan 08, 2016 8:40 pm

Head cold :!:
better off sniffing it then :mrgreen:
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Fri Jan 08, 2016 10:21 pm

Just woke up to this :mrgreen: ...lovely :lol:

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Re: Redhead

Tue Jan 26, 2016 12:23 pm

very good
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Re: Redhead

Tue Jan 26, 2016 7:59 pm

GrandadG wrote:Head cold :!:
better off sniffing it then :mrgreen:


What? The finger? :twisted:
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Re: Redhead

Tue Jan 26, 2016 8:53 pm

I used to sniff mine all the way home, when i was courting ;)
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