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Brooksy
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Dear Deirdre.

Mon Nov 09, 2015 6:00 pm

Dear Deirdre, I was looking out of the back bedroom window when I noticed the 23 year old beauty next door sunbathing naked, I couldn't help feeling aroused and I just had to get my tackle out and give it a good rub. I heard a sigh behind me and when I looked around my wife was standing in the door, arms folded and staring at me intently. She didn't say a word and hasn't since, now I'm really worried, is she a pervert?

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Re: Dear Deirdre.

Mon Nov 09, 2015 8:22 pm

:lol:
I must move to Crewe, if you have weather like that in November 8-)
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Re: Dear Deirdre.

Mon Nov 09, 2015 8:24 pm

No, just really tough women..

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Re: Dear Deirdre.

Mon Nov 09, 2015 10:16 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Dear Deirdre.

Mon Nov 09, 2015 11:26 pm

I think i should spank your wife :mrgreen:

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Re: Dear Deirdre.

Mon Nov 09, 2015 11:28 pm

Blackbaronfish wrote:I think i should spank your wife :mrgreen:

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Re: Dear Deirdre.

Tue Nov 10, 2015 8:09 pm

eboswan wrote:
Blackbaronfish wrote:I think i should spank your wife :mrgreen:

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:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

Please do, but make sure you don't bring her back.

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Re: Dear Deirdre.

Tue Nov 10, 2015 8:21 pm

I wouldnt trust him, Brooksy ;) He will do bad things to her and blame it on Facebook hacking :roll: :lol:

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Re: Dear Deirdre.

Tue Nov 10, 2015 9:34 pm

Raj wrote:I wouldnt trust him, Brooksy ;) He will do bad things to her and blame it on Facebook hacking :roll: :lol:

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:lol: :lol: that old chestnut :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Dear Deirdre.

Sat Nov 28, 2015 12:07 pm

:D :D very good
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