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Fri Nov 06, 2015 10:46 am

Did you hear about the wooden car? It had a wooden chassis, wooden wheels, wooden engine, wooden steering wheel, wooden seats, wooden exhaust.




Bloody thing wooden go.
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Fri Nov 06, 2015 10:47 am

Wooden it :mrgreen:

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Fri Nov 06, 2015 10:49 am

It certainly wooden't
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Fri Nov 06, 2015 9:24 pm

What wood it do
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Sat Nov 07, 2015 9:31 am

I heard the engine was a chip off the old block
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Tue Jan 19, 2016 10:22 pm

If it was too heavy they could SHAVE some weight off of it ;)..could they KNOT!!
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Tue Jan 19, 2016 11:02 pm

Ray Stewart wrote:If it was too heavy they could SHAVE some weight off of it ;)..could they KNOT!!


I think your barking up the wrong tree there Ray.

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Tue Jan 19, 2016 11:10 pm

Ray some good come backs there "bud"
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Tue Jan 19, 2016 11:29 pm

Are you taking the pith

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Tue Jan 19, 2016 11:39 pm

Leaf it out ray :shock: dont take offence you sap :lol:
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