still got `em!

[wastrel]

a female cat lying on her pillow looks up as the room door opens, in walks her male partner but up on his back legs, as he swaggers & steps he`s saying,
"Ah HMM Ah HMM Ah HMM!" she says "where`ve you been then?"
he replies "the vets"
"so why are you so pleased?" she asks as he heads out through the open patio doors, he replies over his shoulder
"still got my balls!"