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wastrel
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banned from B&Q

Tue Oct 13, 2015 7:54 pm

got banned from B&Q today, big bugger in an orange smock walks up to me & bold as brass says
"would you like decking?" I thought- sod this, 6ft or no, I`m getting in first here!
it all went dark very quickly after that, the cop in hospital had the nerve to say "unprovoked assault!" -my arris! but I`m definitely banned from going back!
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Re: banned from B&Q

Tue Oct 13, 2015 8:04 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Sat Nov 28, 2015 12:09 pm

:D :D
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Re: banned from B&Q

Thu Dec 10, 2015 7:54 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: 8-)
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