a selection

[eboswan]

Apparently, the Bin Laden plane hit a Porsche.

It's 911 all over again.
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Playing doctors and nurses with the wife in the bedroom last night didn't go very well.

Especially when I diagnosed her as clinically obese
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The government have announced new measures to stop migrants from coming to England.

Henceforth, Chelsea fans will be in charge of security at Calais.
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Bastian Schweinsteiger is hoping to become the most influential German for Man Utd since the bloke who forgot to de-ice the runway in Munich

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I was watching the film, 'A Perfect Murder,' with my wife, and she told me she was getting scared.

"Is it the storyline?" I said.

"Not really," she replied. "Stop taking notes."

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Last night I found out my wife used my 'missing' credit card to buy £600 Armani sunglasses.

Oh well, let's just say I gave her a good reason to wear them today.

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Farmers take a cow into a supermarket, protesting about milk prices.

I take a cow to the supermarket who moans about chocolate prices.

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President Obama whilst visiting Kenya has said that Africa is a continent on the move. Which after watching the news I believe to be true, as most of them are camping in Calais trying to reach the UK.

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[Blackbaronfish]

Oooooooh on a roll Brian

BBF