man & girlfriend at zoo

[wastrel]

a man is walking round the zoo with his girlfriend, at 6ft tall & blonde, she was quite beautiful!
she caught him staring at her long legs & mini skirt & said "Pfff, is that all you think about?"
"thinking about it is the closest I bloody well get with you!" the guy thinks.
at the gorilla pen a male looks up at the girl & does a double take, it froze, staring at her, the guy leans in & whispers,
"I think he likes you, lift your skirt & flash your legs for a laugh"
" don`t be daft" she whispers, but, it does seem fascinated she thinks, she lifts then drops the hem of her skirt & quickly flashes her stocking tops, giggling.
the gorilla sits up straighter!
"flash your boobs for a laugh" the guy whispers, "don`t worry, that wall`s about 30ft high, he can`t reach you!"
again the girl giggles, leans over the rail & flashes her extraordinary cleavage at the male gorilla!
the gorilla launches upright & forward onto it`s knuckles transfixed, it beats its chest with (very) loud `thumps`!
the guy grabs his girlfriend by the scruff of her neck & cheek of her backside & launches her A` over T` into the pen & shouts
"now bitch, tell HIM you`ve a headache!"

[Raj]

True that ....