Air Arms Owners Club

a man lying in bed, says to his wife breathlessly, "so how was it for you babe"?
" oh wonderful" she replies
missing the sarcasm completely, the bloke says as he turns to sleep, "same old magic"!
as she turns her back to him she whispers, "same old wand"!

BBF

And as he went to sleep he thought, "Same old wizards pocket!"