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The art critique

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2015 7:55 pm
by Sake-san
At an exhibition of modern art a lady critique is overwhelmed by a photograph of a row of naked African men sat on a bench, one of whom has a rather obviously white penis.
"This photograph is truly remarkable in the way that it personifies the strife and prejudice that racism brings upon the peoples of Africa. Notice the fatigue in the eyes of this terribly afflicted man whose unfortunate skin malady singles him out like a martyr among his ethnic brothers"
A man also viewing the photograph corrects her appraisal...
"I am sorry to inform you madam but, your assumptions are wholly incorrect!"
She retorts...
"I am a highly regarded critique of the arts, who are you to challenge my views?"

"Well, I am the photographer, they are not Africans, they are coal miners and the one on the end managed to go home for lunch!!!"

Re: The art critique

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2015 9:02 pm
by GrandadG
:lol: :lol: :lol:
showed it to my wife, who said......"why did he just clean that" :roll:

Re: The art critique

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2015 11:58 pm
by Blackbaronfish
Very good. I like that one

BBF

Re: The art critique

Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2015 8:06 pm
by Sake-san
GrandadG wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:
showed it to my wife, who said......"why did he just clean that" :roll:


One finds the innocence of your lady wife most charming :oops:

Re: The art critique

Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2015 6:05 pm
by GrandadG
Sake-san wrote:
GrandadG wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:
showed it to my wife, who said......"why did he just clean that" :roll:


One finds the innocence of your lady wife most charming :oops:


She's an Essex girl originally :roll: