oldie but goldie

[wastrel]

heard or read this old chestnut recently so thought I`d share-
John`s door knocks loudly, he shouts to his wife to answer it, just having showered, she opens the door wrapped only in a towel.
Johns mate Jack is stood there, he looks & whispers "200 quid, say nowt, its `tween us- if you`ll drop that towel & let me look?"
she drops the towel, jack admires the sight of her for a second or two & hands her 200 smackers!
she covers up & closes the door!
"who was it darling?" shouts John
"your pal, Jack" she replies
"Brilliant" John shouts, "did he mention the 200 quid he owes me?"

[air gun]

[Raj]

Opportunists rule !!