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jigsaw puzzle

Tue Jun 16, 2015 11:39 pm

paddy went to the shop and got himself a 2000 piece jigsaw puzzle... no matter how he tried he couldent fit it together. he rings murphy and says I cant do this frigging jigsaw.. all the pieces are the frigging same......

murphy...have ye tried turning them over...

paddy..what do you think I am thick...

murphy..whats on the box...

paddy....its a cockerel...

murphy....they are corn flakes..
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Re: jigsaw puzzle

Wed Jun 17, 2015 6:09 am

Chopped bacon makes a fantastic Pepper Pig jigsaw :mrgreen:

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Re: jigsaw puzzle

Wed Jun 17, 2015 11:35 am

Last time I did a jigsaw, took me 6 months!

I thought that was good going as it said 6 to 7 years on the box :lol:
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Re: jigsaw puzzle

Wed Jun 17, 2015 7:05 pm

Linus wrote:Last time I did a jigsaw, took me 6 months!

I thought that was good going as it said 6 to 7 years on the box :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: jigsaw puzzle

Sat Jun 20, 2015 8:52 am

I think I need to buy new blades for my jig saw :?
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