how to charge a phone in the countryside

[wastrel]

two guys out on a country walk when one`s phone makes a series of warning beeps, "Sh!t, ruddy phones gonna conk out any minute"! he says, "why don`t you charge it"? his mate asks, "where" says the first guy, "over there" says his mate pointing at an old barn, the first guy simply gives him a baffled expression, "got the lead with you"? his mate asks walking into the barn, guy nods & plugs one end into his phone & looking around the barn all he can see are rows & rows of chickens, his mate takes the end of the lead & sticks up the nearest chickens erm, anyhoo, he nods at the phone & the guys looks astonished at the flashing (charging) icon, with his head flashing between the chicken, his phone & his mate he`s muttering "how the F! why? I mean, I mean"! his pal walks past shrugs & says,
"yeah mate, it`s a battery Hen"!

[Blackbaronfish]

That explains how Brian got an electric burn on his man hood. I suppose a rest from the sheep wasn't such a good idea after all.

BBF

[eboswan]

I wish I had known this two weeks ago

I will never take a nice sheep for granted again