valuable pictures!

[wastrel]

the village idiot tells his mate, "went into the big town last night, found a shop that sells really expensive pictures, the cheapest one`s worth £500,000 can you believe that? so I smashed the window & stole as many as I could carry, gonna let the heat die down then flog them, gonna make a flippin fortune mate!"
his mate exhales, says, mate, are they pictures of houses?"
idiot nods furiously
bloke says, "above the window, by any chance, did it say Estate Agent?"

[Blackbaronfish]

he not getting rich then.

BBF