Tax Return

[wastrel]

HMRC today returned my Tax Return I sent them, they`d highlighted one of my answers saying it was inappropriate,
the question said `DO YOU HAVE ANY DEPENDANTS?`
I put " The Royal family, the Tory Party, their friends, their businesses, Illegal Immigrants, Jeremy Kyle`s entire guest list, Junkies, Prisoners, The European Commission, Syrian refugees & the millions of scroungers in UK, who`ve never worked a day in their lives!
HMRC stated that this response was unacceptable!
I`ve sent back a question, "WHY, WHOM DID I LEAVE OUT?"

[gary martin]

priceless

[Mason]

That's our Wastrel, straight to the point
....and it's nice to see HMRC agreeing with you too