The Lady In The Car

[Ray Stewart]

A young lady was driving home after having a night out with friends and having sunk a few white wines..(this forum does not condone drink driving) and was weaving rather vigorously..subsequently spotted by the local constabulary she was stopped and questioned..

Policeman: pardon me young lady. I couldn,t help but notice your driving is slightly erratic..have you been drinking..

Lady Driver: Er yes I have officer..

Police: In that case I must ask you to blow into this intoximeter please

LD: Ok..

Police: Just blow one steady blow..yes thats it...He checks the result...Blimey.. you,ve had a few stiff ones..

LD: Oh no it doesn,t tell you that as well does it...

[Blackbaronfish]

Very good

BBF