not my type

[poguemahone]

a big fat bird sitting at the bar smiled at me and said ''i love the strong silent type''
i said ''oh you mean men like me'' ???
she said ''no, i mean farts, like the one i've just done''

[GrandadG]

[Raj]

Cant have been that bad because you two were still talking ..... When i let one off my strong silent ones, no one speaks .... for a long while. They just drop to the floor and crawl out of the room on all fours, head hanging down and a greenish purple slime oozing out of their eyes, ears and nostrils ...