Lazy

[daverobson]

Three friends were arguing who is the laziest of them all.

Friend 1: I saw a £50 note on the ground, but I was too lazy to pick it up.
Friend 2: I won a car but was too lazy to go and pick it up.
Friend 3: I went to the movies and screamed for 2 hours...
Friend 1&2: That does not sound like you were lazy!
Friend 3: Well, when I sat down I got my balls jammed in the seat, but I was too lazy to get up again...

[eboswan]

[davyt63]

[Raj]

That made me want to laugh but I am too lazy to ................