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- Sat Jul 25, 2015 11:00 am
- Forum: Jokes and Jest
- Topic: Mafia
- Replies: 0
- Views: 2935
Mafia
An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his grandson to his bed Grandson I wanta you to listen to me. I wanta you to take mya 45 automatic pistol, so you will always remember me. But grandpa I really don't like guns, how about you leaving me your Rolex watch instead. You lisina to me, some d...
- Sat Jul 25, 2015 10:59 am
- Forum: Jokes and Jest
- Topic: Psychic
- Replies: -1
- Views: 1707
Psychic
Last week I was feeling really down everything was going wrong so I decided to consult a fortune teller. I looked one up in the phone book. I went to the address, there was a sign at the door: "Madam Gioconda, psychic." I knocked on the door and someone asked: "Who is it?" So I l...
- Sat Jul 25, 2015 10:56 am
- Forum: Jokes and Jest
- Topic: Goldfish
- Replies: 0
- Views: 2891
Goldfish
There's two goldfish in a tank.
One looks to the other and asks 'Can you drive this thing?'
One looks to the other and asks 'Can you drive this thing?'
- Sat Jul 25, 2015 10:55 am
- Forum: Jokes and Jest
- Topic: Kids
- Replies: -1
- Views: 1575
Kids
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
- Sat Jul 25, 2015 10:53 am
- Forum: Jokes and Jest
- Topic: Difference
- Replies: -1
- Views: 1450
Difference
Q: What is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
A: One is a bottom-dwelling, scum-sucking scavenger and the other is a fish!
A: One is a bottom-dwelling, scum-sucking scavenger and the other is a fish!
- Sat Jul 25, 2015 10:52 am
- Forum: Jokes and Jest
- Topic: Fight
- Replies: 3
- Views: 2567
Fight
A Brit and a Japanese guy were drinking together. After a while they got into an argument which lead into a fight... The Japanese guy hit first, and knocked out the Brit for an hour "What was that?", said the Brit. "That was a karate chop, it's from my part of the world", said th...
- Fri Jul 24, 2015 9:03 pm
- Forum: Jokes and Jest
- Topic: Lazy
- Replies: 2
- Views: 2619
Lazy
Three friends were arguing who is the laziest of them all. Friend 1: I saw a £50 note on the ground, but I was too lazy to pick it up. Friend 2: I won a car but was too lazy to go and pick it up. Friend 3: I went to the movies and screamed for 2 hours... Friend 1&2: That does not sound like you ...
- Thu Jul 23, 2015 2:08 pm
- Forum: General airgun chat
- Topic: Where is all the info on Alphaproj sport air pistols
- Replies: 1
- Views: 1661
- Mon Jun 29, 2015 12:47 pm
- Forum: General airgun chat
- Topic: XTX Air (Darrin)
- Replies: -1
- Views: 1646
XTX Air (Darrin)
I'd just like to say a public thanks to Darrin at XTX.
I ordered an item from his e shop late on Friday 26th & it arrived first thing this morning.
Excellent service, thanks Darrin.
I ordered an item from his e shop late on Friday 26th & it arrived first thing this morning.
Excellent service, thanks Darrin.
- Fri Jun 26, 2015 9:38 am
- Forum: General airgun chat
- Topic: Altaros S200 Pressure Gauge
- Replies: 6
- Views: 5093
Re: Altaros S200 Pressure Gauge
These are what I'm wanting to fit to my cz200 colour when it arrives. The cz colour allready has a gauge fitted so I'm hoping to figure out which one to buy soon. I'm sure "Ouch" will be along soon to put us all in the picture. As you'll have a cylinder with gauge fitted you could go for ...