House of Horror

secretly supports Saints

If you specified that was a function you needed, then under the Sale of Goods Act, its not fit for purpose and can be returned for a full refund.

or his Dad

That's some truncheon!

Grandpa's shirt lifting

a good Samaritan

What do I want....just.....

To welcome in Boxing Day and a considerable number of days to follow, with good health, warm clothes, a full stomach, a roof over my head, but not least my dear wife by my side....

Oh yes and 5p more than Bill Gates, PLEASE.

eboswan wrote:If you swing a cat around by its tail and its head hits all four walls
It means its rather a small room

And a prompt visit from both the RSPCA & Cats Protection League !

Lost in Space