Good evening gents!

I have filled mine with rice.........too bloody heavy to lug about now

Seeing as i'm not getting any younger, what can i use that is lighter?
Oh! not bean bag filler had a go with that.....it ended up all over the house

Now there's a guy in dire need of a BJ

Sometimes i'm ashamed to be from Yorkshire

Thanks Peter, gonna try some Hobbies in my Slavia 634, .177 on the bell targets

Nearly forgot
also do the "Aeroplane"

https://giphy.com/gifs/ofrRODWfW7HjO/html5

If they do knock on your door (hatch), answer them naked, and ask if they woud like a coffee, as your huband "Roger" has just put the kettle on!

How many mirrors?

52 years ago, i owned a Triumph Tiger Cub......200cc throbbing between my legs :o This followed a two stroke BSA Bantam 125cc that i learned to ride on. After the Tiger Cub expired, (don't remember how) i progressed to a BSA C15.....250cc WOW :roll: which i manged to pass my test on. :D Happy days :D

Can you leave Dick Emery in Ray? I used to like watching him.

What has Vicky Cumming done wrong? you've got her down twice

Yep!!!!
I've been sat here like a dickhead going through the list.

That's the one Gordon

Guess the film mate........
one of my all time favourites