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by Timmytree
Tue Jun 16, 2020 9:49 pm
Forum: Off topic chat
Topic: Just a few facts
Replies: 7
Views: 235

Re: Just a few facts

😂🤣A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (O.M.G.!!!) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy. I'm still not over the pig.) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ...
by Timmytree
Tue Jun 16, 2020 9:44 pm
Forum: Off topic chat
Topic: Where is everyone?
Replies: 24
Views: 590

Re: Where is everyone?

Still alive!
I don't do farcebook, don't actually shoot very often now but still look in occasionally.
by Timmytree
Fri Feb 21, 2020 1:42 am
Forum: Off topic chat
Topic: sold the honda cbr1000rr last November...
Replies: 4
Views: 6853

Re: sold the honda cbr1000rr last November...

You're getting old!
You old fart!
by Timmytree
Thu Feb 20, 2020 11:57 am
Forum: Off topic chat
Topic: IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT ABOUT JULIAN @ AA SPARES . COM
Replies: 19
Views: 15746

Re: IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT ABOUT JULIAN @ AA SPARES . COM

Sorry to read about this Julian, hope you're on the mend. I'll pop in soon.
by Timmytree
Thu Aug 29, 2019 9:26 pm
Forum: General airgun chat
Topic: What would you choose
Replies: 16
Views: 2152

Re: What would you choose

Was it sheepskin?
by Timmytree
Thu Aug 29, 2019 9:24 pm
Forum: Jokes and Jest
Topic: green
Replies: 3
Views: 6858

Re: green

One I sent to a lady friend.
Roses are red,
They're also quite thorny.







This little rhyme,
Is really quite corny.

What were you thinking you dirty bitch?
by Timmytree
Thu Aug 29, 2019 9:20 pm
Forum: Off topic chat
Topic: All should read
Replies: 9
Views: 13908

Re: All should read

I don't use facebook and never will so that would be an issue, but then I don't post like I used to so it's whatever is best for the majority.
by Timmytree
Thu Aug 29, 2019 9:16 pm
Forum: Spring guns and tuning
Topic: New Pro-Sport .22 seems low-powered
Replies: 12
Views: 11204

Re: New Pro-Sport .22 seems low-powered

Try lighter pellets, you may find a rise in power but possibly not a gain in accuracy. As soon as your warranty runs out get into the guts and learn all about it, change the grease for something black and slippery rather than Air Arms gorilla snot glue. They are the easiest rifles to strip and rebui...
by Timmytree
Fri May 24, 2019 7:19 pm
Forum: Off topic chat
Topic: MHR timmytree
Replies: 6
Views: 949

Re: MHR timmytree

Thanks gents, don't they come round quick!
Still, many things to be thankful for despite the dodgy back, knackered knees and the failing memory. :mrgreen:
by Timmytree
Wed May 08, 2019 11:47 pm
Forum: General airgun chat
Topic: AAOC JUNE MEET UP: Message to all
Replies: 5
Views: 1127

Re: AAOC JUNE MEET UP: Message to all

No, old age is catching up!