of course they're serious bri, the rspca, police, animal activists, and other 6th form socialists are involved
its only OUR money they're wasting anyway, so everythings fine mate

mhr's ray

a woman about to commit suicide by jumping off a cliff was approached by a dirty smelly tramp.
''any chance of a shag before you jump'' he asked
''certainly not, you disgusting creature'' she replied
''i'll just go down and wait at the bottom then'' said the tramp

loosen the barrel band, allowing the barrel to re-align itself, re tighten each screw a bit at a time alternating til the band is tight

143granville wrote: ↑

Fri Aug 17, 2018 8:27 pm

mine got lost in the post .

they're not lost in the lost paul, you ordered .22, they're much slower than .177, they'll be with you or a close neighbour on wednesday

came out of the pub and a car pulled up, the driver asked if i wanted a lift, so even though i'd never seen him before, i jumped in. halfway down the lane he said ''how do you know i'm not a psychopathic serial killer'' ?
i said ''the chances of 2 being in the same car is highly unlikely''

woke up this mornin,
got a pain in my head,
aint got no money,
and my dog was dead,

i'm not a blues singer, i've just got a serious alcohol problem

happy birthday marra, pease pudding an stotties

''i spy with my little eye something beginning with A''
harold godwinson, 14th oct 1066 hastings.

has he gone now ?