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by poguemahone
Fri Dec 07, 2018 8:31 pm
Forum: Jokes and Jest
Topic: celeb
Replies: 4
Views: 132

celeb

watching ''i'm a celebrity get me out of here'' inspired me to eat a pigs eye, a cows nipple, a goats nostril,
and a sheeps ear, or a tesco sausage roll as its more commonly known
by poguemahone
Thu Nov 22, 2018 11:26 pm
Forum: Jokes and Jest
Topic: more fishing
Replies: 1
Views: 73

more fishing

i noticed a homeless tramp on the bank of the canal with a branch, piece of string, and a hook.
he was catching loads of fish and throwing them back. i said ''why dont you keep some for food''
he said ''i can catch fish anytime, its that feckin mattress i'm after''
by poguemahone
Mon Nov 12, 2018 12:25 am
Forum: Off topic chat
Topic: I shall not forget.
Replies: 7
Views: 366

Re: I shall not forget.

if all the british soldiers killed in ww1 and ww2 could march 4 abreast past the cenotaph, the column of soldiers would extend from the london cenotaph to newcastle. so glad to see a massive turnout in kidsgrove today 8-)
by poguemahone
Sun Nov 11, 2018 10:26 pm
Forum: Off topic chat
Topic: mhr poguemahone
Replies: 1
Views: 215

Re: mhr poguemahone

cheers bri, been busy so not been on here for couple weeks, catch you soon mate ;)
by poguemahone
Tue Oct 30, 2018 8:22 pm
Forum: Off topic chat
Topic: Clocks
Replies: 8
Views: 461

Re: Clocks

errrrrrr well no i didnt forget ray, i always have my dinner at 11 o'clock on the last sunday in october, have done for years :oops:
by poguemahone
Mon Sep 24, 2018 10:20 pm
Forum: Forum Discussion
Topic: Hello from mew member
Replies: 3
Views: 371

Re: Hello from mew member

welcome mate ;)
by poguemahone
Sun Sep 23, 2018 10:33 pm
Forum: Off topic chat
Topic: Are they f###### serious
Replies: 5
Views: 400

Re: Are they f###### serious

of course they're serious bri, the rspca, police, animal activists, and other 6th form socialists are involved ;)
its only OUR money they're wasting anyway, so everythings fine mate :lol:
by poguemahone
Sun Sep 23, 2018 10:27 pm
Forum: Off topic chat
Topic: MHR blackbaronfish
Replies: 3
Views: 330

Re: MHR blackbaronfish

mhr's ray
by poguemahone
Sat Sep 22, 2018 11:07 am
Forum: Jokes and Jest
Topic: the lady and the tramp
Replies: 1
Views: 1010

the lady and the tramp

a woman about to commit suicide by jumping off a cliff was approached by a dirty smelly tramp.
''any chance of a shag before you jump'' he asked
''certainly not, you disgusting creature'' she replied
''i'll just go down and wait at the bottom then'' said the tramp
by poguemahone
Sun Sep 16, 2018 9:45 pm
Forum: General airgun chat
Topic: Scope will not zero
Replies: 6
Views: 417

Re: Scope will not zero

loosen the barrel band, allowing the barrel to re-align itself, re tighten each screw a bit at a time alternating til the band is tight ;)