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by poguemahone
Sun Sep 23, 2018 10:33 pm
Forum: Off topic chat
Topic: Are they f###### serious
Replies: 5
Views: 62

Re: Are they f###### serious

of course they're serious bri, the rspca, police, animal activists, and other 6th form socialists are involved ;)
its only OUR money they're wasting anyway, so everythings fine mate :lol:
by poguemahone
Sun Sep 23, 2018 10:27 pm
Forum: Off topic chat
Topic: MHR blackbaronfish
Replies: 3
Views: 15

Re: MHR blackbaronfish

mhr's ray
by poguemahone
Sat Sep 22, 2018 11:07 am
Forum: Jokes and Jest
Topic: the lady and the tramp
Replies: 1
Views: 27

the lady and the tramp

a woman about to commit suicide by jumping off a cliff was approached by a dirty smelly tramp.
''any chance of a shag before you jump'' he asked
''certainly not, you disgusting creature'' she replied
''i'll just go down and wait at the bottom then'' said the tramp
by poguemahone
Sun Sep 16, 2018 9:45 pm
Forum: General airgun chat
Topic: Scope will not zero
Replies: 6
Views: 124

Re: Scope will not zero

loosen the barrel band, allowing the barrel to re-align itself, re tighten each screw a bit at a time alternating til the band is tight ;)
by poguemahone
Sat Sep 15, 2018 8:58 am
Forum: Hunting
Topic: Bisley Pest Control
Replies: 24
Views: 3768

Re: Bisley Pest Control

143granville wrote:
Fri Aug 17, 2018 8:27 pm
mine got lost in the post .
they're not lost in the lost paul, you ordered .22, they're much slower than .177, they'll be with you or a close neighbour on wednesday ;)
by poguemahone
Fri Sep 14, 2018 9:52 pm
Forum: Jokes and Jest
Topic: lift home
Replies: 1
Views: 86

lift home

came out of the pub and a car pulled up, the driver asked if i wanted a lift, so even though i'd never seen him before, i jumped in. halfway down the lane he said ''how do you know i'm not a psychopathic serial killer'' ?
i said ''the chances of 2 being in the same car is highly unlikely''
by poguemahone
Sun Sep 09, 2018 8:35 pm
Forum: Jokes and Jest
Topic: singin the blues
Replies: 0
Views: 66

singin the blues

woke up this mornin,
got a pain in my head,
aint got no money,
and my dog was dead,

i'm not a blues singer, i've just got a serious alcohol problem
by poguemahone
Sat Aug 18, 2018 10:24 pm
Forum: Off topic chat
Topic: MHR geordie
Replies: 5
Views: 69

Re: MHR geordie

happy birthday marra, pease pudding an stotties ;)
by poguemahone
Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:20 pm
Forum: Off topic chat
Topic: famous last words
Replies: 5
Views: 133

famous last words

''i spy with my little eye something beginning with A''
harold godwinson, 14th oct 1066 hastings.
by poguemahone
Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:11 pm
Forum: Off topic chat
Topic: Welcome to the
Replies: 2
Views: 108

Re: Welcome to the

has he gone now ?