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by GrandadG
Wed Jan 16, 2019 9:40 pm
Forum: Jokes and Jest
Topic: OAP's
Replies: 4
Views: 81

Re: OAP's

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great I would recommend it very highly.' The other man said, 'What...
by GrandadG
Wed Jan 16, 2019 9:35 pm
Forum: Jokes and Jest
Topic: OAP's
Replies: 4
Views: 81

Re: OAP's

A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: 'So I hear you're getting married?' 'Yep!' 'Do I know her?' 'Nope!' 'This woman, is she good looking?' 'Not really.' 'Is she a good cook?' 'Nah, she can't cook too well.' 'Does she have lots of money?' 'Nope! Poor as a church mouse.' 'Well, then, i...
by GrandadG
Wed Jan 16, 2019 9:31 pm
Forum: General airgun chat
Topic: Barrel
Replies: 27
Views: 301

Re: Barrel

Blackbaronfish wrote: โ†‘
Wed Jan 16, 2019 12:18 am
Am I on the wrong site ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿโค๏ธ
You're all heart Ray :lol:

Normal service will resume ASAP :mrgreen:
by GrandadG
Wed Jan 16, 2019 9:29 pm
Forum: General airgun chat
Topic: Barrel
Replies: 27
Views: 301

Re: Barrel

eboswan wrote: โ†‘
Wed Jan 16, 2019 9:17 am
GRANDAD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KJGJRd8pGE
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Just what i need for my old age Brian 8-)

Did you know that Clive Dunn died at the ripe old age of 92?.........and on my Birthday, 6th Nov 2012 :o :o :o

Hope i can last as long ๐Ÿคž
by GrandadG
Tue Jan 15, 2019 8:24 pm
Forum: Jokes and Jest
Topic: OAP's
Replies: 4
Views: 81

OAP's

A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a check-up, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember .. Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair 'Want anyth...
by GrandadG
Tue Jan 15, 2019 7:41 pm
Forum: General airgun chat
Topic: Barrel
Replies: 27
Views: 301

Re: Barrel

eboswan wrote: โ†‘
Tue Jan 15, 2019 7:24 pm
Oh SHIT :cry: :cry:
Hi Mate,
I've been pissing about with emoji's, and looking for a decent "Sheep" one to calm you down a little :roll:
Failed miserably though......... ๐Ÿ‘ :(


But i did find this :mrgreen:
๐Ÿ‘ฌ
by GrandadG
Tue Jan 15, 2019 7:18 pm
Forum: General airgun chat
Topic: Barrel
Replies: 27
Views: 301

Re: Barrel

Blackbaronfish wrote: โ†‘
Tue Jan 15, 2019 12:08 am
Get a room you two ๐Ÿคช

BBF
There's plenty of room in my tent for him Ray ๐Ÿ˜‰
Nice and cozy :mrgreen:
by GrandadG
Mon Jan 14, 2019 10:44 pm
Forum: General airgun chat
Topic: Barrel
Replies: 27
Views: 301

Re: Barrel

Oh! yes i remember it well mate......especially the early morning bottle emptying commotion :o
Now, if we could just get you to have a drink........... ;) :lol:
by GrandadG
Mon Jan 14, 2019 9:23 pm
Forum: General airgun chat
Topic: Barrel
Replies: 27
Views: 301

Re: Barrel

Looks like you've a few admirers on here Bri......๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜Ž
if only i was of the other gender.......๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
by GrandadG
Fri Jan 04, 2019 10:29 pm
Forum: Welcome back
Topic: New and old members
Replies: 55
Views: 24879

Re: New and old members

GrandadG wrote: โ†‘
Fri Jan 04, 2019 10:26 pm
Blackbaronfish wrote: โ†‘
Fri Jan 04, 2019 9:32 pm
GrandadG wrote: โ†‘
Fri Jan 04, 2019 8:31 pm
Hi Ollie :D
Where did they dig you up from ๐Ÿคช

BBF
Just trying to Roost through to Spring...........pissed off with dark nights and mornings :cry:
Bloody Electicity meter's going round like a Helicopter rotor ๐Ÿ˜’