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by GrandadG
Sun Jan 20, 2019 7:05 pm
Forum: Off topic chat
Topic: MHR Gnome of the Woods
Replies: 4
Views: 34

MHR Gnome of the Woods

Happy birthday Paul🎁🎂
by GrandadG
Sat Jan 19, 2019 7:32 pm
Forum: Jokes and Jest
Topic: Kim Jong Un V Trump
Replies: 1
Views: 16

Kim Jong Un V Trump

Kim Jong Un decided to send Donald Trump a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Trump opened the letter which appeared to contain a single-line coded message :                     370HSSV-0773H Trump was baffled, so he e-mailed it to the his aides, who had no clue ...
by GrandadG
Sat Jan 19, 2019 7:25 pm
Forum: Jokes and Jest
Topic: Chocolates
Replies: 3
Views: 40

Chocolates

Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Doubledecker. It was After Eight. They got off at Quality Street. He asked her name 'Polo, I'm the one with the hole'. She said with a Wispa. 'I'm Marathon, the one with the nuts'. He replied. He touched her creme eggs and put his hand into her Snickers. He fondled ...
by GrandadG
Fri Jan 18, 2019 7:31 pm
Forum: Jokes and Jest
Topic: Crows
Replies: 4
Views: 43

Re: Crows

Excellent :lol: :lol: :lol:
by GrandadG
Wed Jan 16, 2019 9:40 pm
Forum: Jokes and Jest
Topic: OAP's
Replies: 5
Views: 100

Re: OAP's

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great I would recommend it very highly.' The other man said, 'What...
by GrandadG
Wed Jan 16, 2019 9:35 pm
Forum: Jokes and Jest
Topic: OAP's
Replies: 5
Views: 100

Re: OAP's

A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: 'So I hear you're getting married?' 'Yep!' 'Do I know her?' 'Nope!' 'This woman, is she good looking?' 'Not really.' 'Is she a good cook?' 'Nah, she can't cook too well.' 'Does she have lots of money?' 'Nope! Poor as a church mouse.' 'Well, then, i...
by GrandadG
Wed Jan 16, 2019 9:31 pm
Forum: General airgun chat
Topic: Barrel
Replies: 28
Views: 346

Re: Barrel

Blackbaronfish wrote:
Wed Jan 16, 2019 12:18 am
Am I on the wrong site 👬🐑🐏❤️
You're all heart Ray :lol:

Normal service will resume ASAP :mrgreen:
by GrandadG
Wed Jan 16, 2019 9:29 pm
Forum: General airgun chat
Topic: Barrel
Replies: 28
Views: 346

Re: Barrel

eboswan wrote:
Wed Jan 16, 2019 9:17 am
GRANDAD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KJGJRd8pGE
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Just what i need for my old age Brian 8-)

Did you know that Clive Dunn died at the ripe old age of 92?.........and on my Birthday, 6th Nov 2012 :o :o :o

Hope i can last as long 🤞
by GrandadG
Tue Jan 15, 2019 8:24 pm
Forum: Jokes and Jest
Topic: OAP's
Replies: 5
Views: 100

OAP's

A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a check-up, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember .. Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair 'Want anyth...
by GrandadG
Tue Jan 15, 2019 7:41 pm
Forum: General airgun chat
Topic: Barrel
Replies: 28
Views: 346

Re: Barrel

eboswan wrote:
Tue Jan 15, 2019 7:24 pm
Oh SHIT :cry: :cry:
Hi Mate,
I've been pissing about with emoji's, and looking for a decent "Sheep" one to calm you down a little :roll:
Failed miserably though......... 🐑 :(


But i did find this :mrgreen:
👬