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by wastrel
Sun Feb 04, 2018 6:41 pm
Forum: Jokes and Jest
Topic: life targets
Replies: 4
Views: 410

life targets

to all my AAOC chums, can Ijust say,
Live Laugh & Love
if that doesn`t work,
!£%& `em
Load Aim & Fire!
Juss sayin like!
by wastrel
Sun Jan 28, 2018 4:39 pm
Forum: Off topic chat
Topic: arabella
Replies: 3
Views: 628

Re: arabella

xpectin pics to come Geo & lots of `em, no excuses now! that wee grandaughter looks like she just met me for the first time mind you (I have that effect on lassies!)
by wastrel
Tue Dec 26, 2017 2:21 pm
Forum: Jokes and Jest
Topic: yorkshire blood transfusion
Replies: -1
Views: 728

Re: yorkshire blood transfusion

Ha ha I knew that was coming. I don’t think they are really tight....they just waste not. BBF your answer Ray actually raises my hackles, the answer actually sums up Scot`s too, we had a rep for being thrifty, carefull with money & never to simply `splash out` but the cheapest joke was/is to ca...
by wastrel
Mon Dec 25, 2017 10:26 pm
Forum: Jokes and Jest
Topic: yorkshire blood transfusion
Replies: -1
Views: 728

yorkshire blood transfusion

so, a multi millionaire businessman fell ill & with an operation needed, a tranfusion was required rather pronto, having a rare bloodgroup, a nationwide search was codnucted & a donor from yorkshire was located & duly gave the required donation! the donator was not dissapointed to reciev...
by wastrel
Mon Dec 25, 2017 10:09 pm
Forum: TECHNICAL
Topic: S200 Mk2 Charging
Replies: -1
Views: 785

Re: S200 Mk2 Charging

Hang on, there should be no `in line pressure`! the air in the line should pass to the cylinder, 190bar (or whatever) in the line of a hand pump would destroy it-pronto! if the pump/line aint passing the air into the cylinder then either there`s a leak in the chain `tween pump and cylinder or the cy...
by wastrel
Mon Dec 25, 2017 9:53 pm
Forum: Off topic chat
Topic: That's it ...
Replies: -1
Views: 1165

Re: That's it ...

Dam Raj, sore one that, & not too long after your mum as well, sorry mate!
by wastrel
Sat Dec 16, 2017 3:17 pm
Forum: Off topic chat
Topic: laa laa la la la
Replies: -1
Views: 1622

Re: laa laa la la la

by wastrel
Sat Dec 16, 2017 3:11 pm
Forum: Off topic chat
Topic: laa laa la la la
Replies: -1
Views: 1622

Re: laa laa la la la

this is another one!
you buggers are at it again!
it`s that bloody noughty bloody thing again!
ok the forum`s gone a bit quiet, it`s midwinter! whaddya all want? poledancers? :evil: ;)
by wastrel
Sun Nov 26, 2017 4:26 pm
Forum: Jokes and Jest
Topic: no sense of humour
Replies: -1
Views: 448

no sense of humour

as I handed each bloke his breakfast I innocently asked "here you are sir, is sir sitting in or taking out"?
each time I was met with the same response of "£*!k OFF & £*!k YOU!!
tellin ye guys, these Wormwood Scrubs blokes have no sense of humour!
by wastrel
Fri Nov 17, 2017 8:33 pm
Forum: General airgun chat
Topic: Picture request of actual pellets of .22 crosman pointed 500
Replies: -1
Views: 417

Re: Picture request of actual pellets of .22 crosman pointed

Jeff, if I`m reading your post correctly there`s something badly wrong with those pellets, now I remember being seduced by pointed pellets 25 years ago & they had mould `tails` at their points, I was (to say the least) unimpressed & all these years later I`ve yet to see any review of pointed...