to all my AAOC chums, can Ijust say,
Live Laugh & Love
if that doesn`t work,
!£%& `em
Load Aim & Fire!
Juss sayin like!

xpectin pics to come Geo & lots of `em, no excuses now! that wee grandaughter looks like she just met me for the first time mind you (I have that effect on lassies!)

Ha ha I knew that was coming. I don’t think they are really tight....they just waste not. BBF your answer Ray actually raises my hackles, the answer actually sums up Scot`s too, we had a rep for being thrifty, carefull with money & never to simply `splash out` but the cheapest joke was/is to ca...

so, a multi millionaire businessman fell ill & with an operation needed, a tranfusion was required rather pronto, having a rare bloodgroup, a nationwide search was codnucted & a donor from yorkshire was located & duly gave the required donation! the donator was not dissapointed to reciev...

Hang on, there should be no `in line pressure`! the air in the line should pass to the cylinder, 190bar (or whatever) in the line of a hand pump would destroy it-pronto! if the pump/line aint passing the air into the cylinder then either there`s a leak in the chain `tween pump and cylinder or the cy...

Dam Raj, sore one that, & not too long after your mum as well, sorry mate!

righto then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqzUI5t9qJ4

this is another one!
you buggers are at it again!
it`s that bloody noughty bloody thing again!
ok the forum`s gone a bit quiet, it`s midwinter! whaddya all want? poledancers?

as I handed each bloke his breakfast I innocently asked "here you are sir, is sir sitting in or taking out"?
each time I was met with the same response of "£*!k OFF & £*!k YOU!!
tellin ye guys, these Wormwood Scrubs blokes have no sense of humour!

Jeff, if I`m reading your post correctly there`s something badly wrong with those pellets, now I remember being seduced by pointed pellets 25 years ago & they had mould `tails` at their points, I was (to say the least) unimpressed & all these years later I`ve yet to see any review of pointed...