a Whale's penis is called a 'Dork'!!

If you mean there is a delay in your thread being viewed.......I think the Moderators keep an eye on a few threads/post replies, make sure your genuine......

from blowing down

Your tongue is the fastest healing part of your body!!
(Don't tell the other halves)!!

Good luck Neil. I retired last December and it is brilliant!!

in the rear

nice gaffer!!

Gentlemen! Give a thought of what the young ladies might want to Christmas.

Used to have a red Bitch Cocker, lovely girl she was!! Congratulations.

Brilliant idea.
Though there will be some people a little pi**ed off with you!!!
Merry Christmas.